"Look. Remember that nonsense between you and Romney during the debates? How about taking some of that money you have, staying in a little longer, and help me get some on that sumbich? It won’t cost you anything, you might win something, but at any rate, you’ll help a conservative beat Romney, and you’ll get to stick it to that smug asshole from Massachusetts. What do you think?"
Mitt Romney wins the Iowa Caucus by 8 votes over Rick Santorum. Herman Cain (who dropped a couple weeks ago) and Buddy Roemer (who hasn’t been taken seriously by the GOP) combined to get 89 votes, and “No preference” garnered 135 votes.
But where’s his footstool and footstool holder?
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This inaugural edition of the KoPoint Political Explainer covers everything you need to know about the Iowa Caucuses, including what is actually going on in Iowa tonight, who Ron Paul is, What are the major issues facing the potential winner of the General Election in November, what a conservative is, and why We should pay attention to Iowa. Voice credits include Doc Stodden, (Host) Mallary Allen, John Hansen and Victor Moses as supporting voices.Barry Goldwater also makes an appearance.
Great, just what we need - a political version of “The Apprentice.” He’ll be following the GOP candidates around each state and as they inevitably lose, he’ll be there to say, “You’re Fired!”